The Last Man on Earth by MrMax1911
Review by AbbyCreations
Rating: M
Genre: Adventure/Humor
Characters: Edward & Bella
Summary: In a world torn in two, by the military and the creatures that inhabit it, an unlikely pair cross paths. Will this be the beginning of something beautiful or deadly? What choices would you make? AH/AU, OCC
I'm always excited to see a man's take on the craziness that is the world of Twilight fanfiction. I find that a lot of writers take themselves, and the material way too seriously. The Last Man on Earth is an irreverent breath of fresh air. The author cautions in his bio that there will be no flowery language and he makes good on that promise. That's one of the many reasons I've enjoyed reading this story so much. It doesn't take itself seriously at all. It's written for fun, it's cheeky and mocking. It's the perfect counterbalance to the angst and fluff that permeates the fandom.
Edward and Bella are living in some sort of post zombie breakout in rural New Hampshire. Their home is an abandoned bank vault and Edward's pet rat is none other than Jacob. This is one of my favorite parts of the story. Edward is a foulmouthed pervert who seems anything but desirable to feisty Bella but the dynamic changes somewhat when he comes to her rescue.
"Please, let's get out of here. It's getting dark," she said between sobs.
Edward took off his shirt and hands it to her. "I'm so sorry that happened."
"Its not your fault. They came out of nowhere." She looked down as she put the shirt on.
He walked up, wrapping his arms around her, and whispered in her ear, "I promise I will never let anything like that happen to you."
"Let's get out of here," she repeated, still in shock.
"Okay," he agreed, taking her hand as they walked back to the bank.
Here is a taste of pervy Edward doing what he does best:
He walked out of the room, leaving her alone. She surveyed her surroundings before letting her towel drop to the floor. Edward took a peek through the string hole on the side of the blind in the office, constantly aware of his shadow from the candle to the left of him. As she disrobed, he finally laid eyes on the gaps in his imagination he had been longing to fill. The excitement of seeing her naked started a throbbing in his pants which soon became a turgid cock in his hand. He stared contently at her beautiful supple tits, trying not to ignore her pretty face. She lifted one long, pale leg to step into the tub, and he gave his cock a gentle stroke, down to his balls, as he imagined being buried deep inside the tiny, wet pussy he got a glimpse of for only a moment. As she sat in the tub, he continued stroking his stiff cock as she washed the tits he dreamed of licking.
While the writing isn't the most polished it lends itself well to the story and the characters and for this reason I wouldn't change a thing. I encourage you to show your support for MrMax1911 by taking a peek at this delightfully funny story. It was especially endearing to read that MrMax1911 got into the fandom in order to be closer to his wife. His efforts are to be commended!
yeah, that's my man. while i am incredibly happy for his fandom fame, i'm a little jealous. i've been at this for over a year and he's already been pimped and had icy RT and review! some people have all the luck.
thanks for the awesome review!